Do the respectable thing and follow him into the bathroom for a quickie when your date's ordering dessert or paying the check.
If you want to make our list next year, here's a step-by-step guide to turning out a bitchy profile worthy of admiration.
So whether he's a Bear, Twink, Twunk, Cub, Daddy, Dilf, Otter, Chub, Gym Rat, Gym Bunny, or any of the other zillion names we give one another, only address him in generic terms, like handsome, sexy, hung.
If he's 22 years old and wears glasses and weighs 108 pounds and says "for some reason people tend to think I'm a Twink," feign surprise and say "men are so into labels." Then help him lift his martini glass to his lips and move on.
Typically, most guys ask their friends or do a little bit of research.
The problem with getting advice from friends or online critiques is that they basically amount to anecdotes.